You better not be sat near me then you dirty git

Ho Ho.

Couldn't resist.

or a bayonet with a hankie on the end

(A carnbon copy of my post on TIW but worthy of a mention for all you guys going to Blackpool)

Alternatively, I can offer some much better advice given the quality of the clientele in Blackpool:

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Be Safe people. x x x

do what most people do and go to the pound /99p shop and buy the collapseable poles they sell - they fit nicely in your pocket - then when inside expand and connect your flag to pole - never seen them stopped getting in yet except on body seaches - and the best bit is if they do take them of you - its only 99p - because you can keep the flag

Took 3 flags last time, with nay problem at all, well apart from one of the playing staff stealing one of them