Quote DaveO="DaveO"How will you know that? Has he given you the sales target?'"
No, but then again I wouldn't have thought passing on sales targets to the likes of me were high on his list of priorities?
Maybe to some (on here and other wigan RL fan sites) that may be seen as me not questioning everything the club does when I should do?
Maybe that makes me less of a fan than some who seem to analyse every tiny detail of every statement and in most cases seem to pour scorn over anyone who tries to be positive in lieu of any facts to contrary whilst themselves seem to twist the negatives out of every situation that arises.
Maybe I have taken your question out of context (although I seriously doubt it) and in fact you were asking me a serious question rather than being flippant?
So in response I'll say this
Do you want me to ask him?
Or
Do you want me to do something else that may convince you of my earlier statement? If so let me know and I'll see if I can accommodate.
I was thinking that I'll wait and see what the official reports out of the club say.
Something like "sales are going well" or "up on previous years" or best selling shirt (like the last experimental kit design 3 years ago IIRC.).
But then again how silly of me
I mean I forgot, I'm not supposed to believe anything like that am I?
Instead there'll be a conspiracy of some sort meaning that all the good news is a smokescreen for a dastardly plot by IL!
He's probably got young children locked up in a workhouse making them and feeding them no more than gruel and water.
He then imports them in using illegal immigrants to smuggle them in to avoid paying certain taxes and then fakes the selling of said shirts as a cover up to some kind of illegal scam that he uses to launder his ill gotten gains through whilst on top of that burning said shirts and being the 2nd biggest contributing factor to the break up of the Ozone layer. Probably for the best burning them anyway as absolutely no-one likes the damn shirt anyway as some posters have said so, so I guess that means everyone?
You all may be giggling and thinking I'm joking but remember there were rumours like this last year and remember how true they were and how last year turned out!
Anyway, to all you happy clappers out there remember, it's like the matrix and not all you see is true.
We didn't win the double last year and all those rumours about certain players and coaches and chairmen and the club falling apart did happen!
One day you will wake up and see the truth and when you do IL will be in his Bond villains lair with his rocket on standby to take him and all the happy clappers to the Death Star with him where he can continue his evil doings on the unsuspecting fools of this world, all from the money he's pilfered from the club over the last 6 horrible years that we've all had to endure.
Anyway, Happy New year Dave and don't forget, let me know how you want me to measure the success of this new shirt and I'll see what I can do for you
